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Casey
My dog, Casey is the most amazing dog. You will not believe what she has done. She has:

>Eaten 5 diamonds and we had to sift through her poop to find them
>chewed a hole right through our wall.
>eaten spiders, ants, flys, mosquitos, cockroaches, beetles, and just about every other bug.
>pulled down table cloth and breaking everything on the table
>eaten glass
>knocked over a stone vase
>knocked over a lamp
>eaten a razor blade
>eaten a little, stuffed heart that was attached to a stuffed animal decorated for valentines day. The heart was about 2x3 inches big.
>chewed and broke a dog toy that was supposed to be "un-chewable"
>eaten ant killer
>eaten lysol
>eaten a toothbrush that was used for scrubbing sinks and toilets (and mouths)
>eaten mouthwash

When I say eaten, I mean it went inside her body and through the digestive system. I cannot remember the other things she has done and there are other things she may have done without us noticing because she can:

>open doors
>open drawers
>open closets
>open cabinets
>open toilets

Can you believe this dog is still alive?!